Why is it that people run stop signs just to be the "frontman" in traffic and then proceed to either a) immediately make a left-hand turn; or b) go 20 miles per hour under the speed limit?
Why is it that campers seem to travel in a caravan, driving less than the speed limit, and leaving less than one car length in between each one so to make it impossible to pass??
Why does it seem that dumpster trucks speed up just to block you into your garage and then take forever to dump your trash???
Why do people drive under the speed limit, and then proceed to speed through school zones?
Why did I get out of bed this morning??