LOL, hilarious :D I got

nath: Revealed! by Martin Scorcise... or something like that.

Nath ~ Much better than mine, I'll have to say.

LOL, especially the first one! How can you be a narcoleptic prostitute?!?

Nath ~ The mind wonders, hmm??? I know narcoleptics sleep at at inopportune times.....

Mine was: Isabel: A tale of curiosty and appliances.

hmmm.

Curiosity and appliances? Maybe you're going to try a new cookie recipe or something like that? :-)

LOL I had to laugh at my first one, it said :ames - when animals attack.

How fitting is that? Couldn't remember the second one.

Ames ~ Very fitting. Except your animals never attack :-) At least, not that I can remember :-)